GM Igors Rausis Caught With The Toilet Seat Down


Having a check, mate? Chess grandmaster Igors Rausis sits on the toilet looking at his phone – in a picture which chess officials say is evidence he was cheating

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7240423/Chess-grandmaster-cheating-scandal-using-phone-look-strategies.html

Toilet Seat’s Coming Down

Chixdiggit!

I never cleaned my room never held a broom I was always screwing around
Never swept the floor organized my drawers since you came,
My life turned around now the toilet seat’s coming down and I’m happy nearly year around
I don’t have a frown now the toilet seat’s coming down

I never washed my face never cleaned my place never put a dish in the sink
I was never into clothes smelling like a rose now
I only care what you think now the toilet seat’s coming down
And I’m happy nearly year around I don’t have a frown now the toilet seat’s coming down

Now the toilet seat’s coming down and I’m happy nearly year around
I don’t give a damn now the toilet seat’s coming down

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